“Well, you know, there’s a lot of people who are asking if Donald Trump asked, would I run with him to be the Vice Presidential Candidate on his ticket, and, well, sure, yes, if he honored me with asking a question like that well, heck, I’d have to say yes. But you know, I want to help, not hurt and I am such a realist that I realize there are a whole lot of people out there who would say, ‘Anybody but Palin.’. I wouldn’t want to be a burden on the ticket, and I realize in many, many eyes, I would be that burden, let’s be honest, I would be a stone on a rope around the neck of Donald Trump, a very, very large stone, which is bad enough at all but even worse in a situation where with that stone on a rope around your neck you get dumped into the ocean which is what in many people’s eyes would be what was going on with Donald Trump if he were to pick me to be the Vice President with him on that ticket for sure, unfortunately, is how some people would be viewing that situation.
I just want the guy to win. I want America to win. I want America to buy a power ball ticket and then the number gets called and America has the winning ticket and where the numbers go instead it would say Donald TRUMP… is the MAN … who is now your PRESIDENT… so you win, America! That’s what wining feels like! And I don’t know if I would be the person that would help him be the words on the power ball ticket where the numbers go when the numbers are the numbers you picked and you are America.
But you know, if Donald Trump were to put me on his short list for being picked to be the Vice President on that Power Ball ticket, one thing I will say is I don’t think I’d need much vetting. I think I’m pretty much as vetted as anybody in the country, I have been vetted to the point I’m a veteran of vetting and boy, I bet John Mccain, God bless him, wishes the majority of that vetting had taken place before he placed me on his ticket instead of after, but vetting is vetting no matter when it takes place, and boy oh boy did I get the doody vetted out of me! I don’t think if I got vetted again there’d be any new surprises because everybody at this point knows at this point that while you can’t prove I’m an alcoholic because I’m not so dumb as to let a doctor or policeman have any of my blood, I sure do talk like a person whose brain has been permanently damaged by something along the lines of liquor and maybe I just imitate that pattern of speeching all the time, whose to say, but if I never stop doing it for even a second, does it matter? I think the American people say no. I would. You bet your impolite word for bee-hind and I’m sorry for being so politically incorrect, but we do, and I think they do to. You bet they do.
Oh and also, Mr, Paul Ryan, Mister so-called Speaker in a House, just a news flash for you, your career is over. Oh, sure, maybe you think it’s a wise decision to sit on a fence of disrespecting the will of the people, but that will has a voice and it’s saying ‘No, Paul Ryan, no, you don’t get to say you’re not ready to support Mr. Donald Trump to be the nominee, because he is so, and for you to come out and say you won’t, well, we’ll just see about that.’ For myself, I will be steadfastly campaigning for Paul Nehlen, your opponent in the race for whatever all position it is you hold. You sir and your ilk have a problem which is they have become so disconnected from the people they were elected to represent. Their problem is they feel so threatened at this point that their power, their prestige, their purse will be adversely affected by this change that is coming with Trump. And my Purse, Mr. Ryan? It is very full, full to bursting with patriotism and love of county and crazy because I have to put all of that somewhere and I can only wear so much around my neck and on my sleeve, eventually I have to put the excess somewhere and that’s why I carry a purse and a backpack and one of those suitcases with the wheels on the bottom if I have to, which as a good American I do.
And no, I have not asked Paul Nehlen if he wants my support which I should have I guess, I did not make a call to him or if I did he did not return it, I don’t know, something happened, I sure recall that. Because as with Mr. Trump, he might find my supporting him to be not helpful, in that it might because so many people have in their eyes a bad opinion of me if I am honest, which I am honest, and that whole rock tied to a rope around your neck when you’re being dumped in the ocean thing I mentioned earlier. So if that’s the case, I’ll just not do that, but one thing is for sure which is ‘GO PAUL NEHLEN!’
Anyways, sorry for taking up your time saying for so long I won’t accept things I haven’t been offered or endorse people who may well not want my endorsement, but I knew I had to say something on account of my not having been quoted saying things that need to be said for almost a week and there are some things I just can’t sit still for as an American and that is one of them, the main one for the most part, which it is.
So, again, let’s make America great again, again. And again we can, together… again.